Drew's Desk: the whole Week 5 board, and a Seminole calls time on Norvell

Thursday, we have Western Kentucky going to New Mexico State. Give me Western Kentucky, baby.

We got the North Texas Mean Green going to Tulsa. Give me Tulsa at home, baby.

We have Pittsburgh, undefeated, going to Virginia Tech. That Pittsburgh defense, baby, has only allowed 34 points in four games this season. Virginia Tech, well, they looked sloppy last week against Boston College. So you know what? Give me Pittsburgh on the road, baby.

We have 3-1 Liberty going to Delaware. Give me Liberty on the road, baby.

We have Penn State traveling to Northwestern in a battle of one-loss teams. Northwestern looked great. Penn State looked terrible last week. But you know what? That Chip Kelly offense and Aidan Chiles are making big splashes out there in Illinois. So give me Northwestern at home, baby.

Jump forward to Saturday. We got the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame going up against the Tar Heels of North Carolina, baby. As much as I want to root on Coach Belichick and his hot 20-something-year-old girlfriend, we're going with the Fighting Irish, baby.

In one of the games of the week, we have the Crimson Tide of Alabama traveling to face undefeated Mississippi State, baby, at home. Kamario Taylor looking like a true Heisman candidate. Will he beat Bama at home? Come on, everybody, it's still Mississippi State. It's not going to happen. But guess what? This year's different, baby. Give me Mississippi State at home.

We have 3-1 UCF going to visit No. 20 Houston. Will the Knights pull it off in Houston? Not this week, baby. Give me the Cougars.

We have Boston College traveling to SMU. Give me the Ponies, baby. SMU at home.

We have Middle Tennessee going to Kansas, baby. Give me the Jayhawks all day at home.

We have 3-1 West Virginia traveling to Iowa State. This is going to be a close game. Iowa State is favored by 3, but I like West Virginia, baby, on the road.

We have 2-2 Stanford traveling to 3-1 Wake Forest, with a huge upset last week against Louisville. Wake Forest is for real, baby. Give me Wake Forest at home.

We have 1-2 Syracuse heading over to UConn. It's hard to trust Syracuse at this point, baby. Give me UConn and give me the Huskies at home.

We have Michigan traveling to Minnesota in a Big Ten battle. Minnesota with the upset of Washington. Michigan with the last-play loss to Iowa. Who's going to pull it off? Give me the Wolverines, baby.

Then we have a battle of the military academies. We have Navy traveling to Air Force. I like Air Force at home, baby.

We have Michigan State traveling to Wisconsin, who won big, baby, last week with the upset at Penn State. I like Wisconsin, baby. They will keep it rolling like Limp Bizkit in 1999.

We got Vanderbilt heading to undefeated Georgia. Give me the Bulldogs, baby. Is that even a real question?

We got Western Michigan traveling to Buffalo, both teams 2-2. A lot of people had high hopes on Western Michigan after they almost took out Michigan at the Big House. Will they pull it off this week on the road at Buffalo? Absolutely, baby. Give me Western Michigan.

We have Toledo at Ball State. Give me Toledo, baby, and give me Toledo big.

We have Ohio State at Iowa. Ohio State 3-1. Iowa looks for real, but let's be real, baby, they're not going to be able to put up points on that Ohio State defense. And that Ohio State offense, Jeremiah Smith is on fire, baby. Give me Ohio State big.

In another battle of ranked teams, we have No. 8 Florida traveling to No. 25 Missouri. Florida is for real. Florida is for real, baby. Give me the Gators on the road.

We have Auburn traveling to No. 17 Tennessee. Alex Golesh, the former OC at Tennessee, is back, but this time as the head coach of the Tigers, baby. But you know what? The Vols are gonna be way too much defense for that Auburn offense, baby. Give me the Volunteers at home.

We have Cal traveling to the struggling Runnin' Rebels of UNLV, baby. Give me Cal on the road.

We have Louisville going to NC State. NC State still reeling from one of the worst losses this century two weeks ago, fumbling in the end zone at the end of the game against Vanderbilt. How are they gonna look this week? They're still feeling the effects, baby. Give me Louisville on the road.

We have Virginia traveling to the Florida State Seminoles. This is the dagger that will end Mike Norvell's tenure at Florida State, baby. Give me the Cavaliers and say bye-bye to the Mike Norvell era at Florida State. Good riddance.

We got Memphis traveling to Charlotte, baby. Give me Memphis on the road.

We have Wyoming heading to undefeated North Dakota State. Undefeated in their first year in FBS, they are for real, baby, and they are looking like a legitimate candidate to make the playoff as the Group of Six team. Give me North Dakota State, baby.

We have Akron traveling to Central Michigan. Give me Akron, baby.

We have Eastern Michigan traveling to undefeated UMass, the worst team in college football over the last 20-some-odd years. UMass undefeated, are they for real? Yes they are, baby. Give me UMass at home as the streak continues.

We have Ohio traveling to Kent State, both teams 2-2. Give me Ohio on the road, baby.

We got a winless Bowling Green team and Eddie George traveling to Miami of Ohio. Eddie George, what are you doing, baby? Give me Miami of Ohio.

We have Old Dominion, struggling at 1-3, heading to Georgia State at a surprising 3-1. Georgia State has been rolling, baby, and this week they're at home in Hotlanta. Give me the Georgia State Panthers, and give me them big.

We got 3-1 Marshall heading over to 4-0 James Madison. Billy Napier is showing why he has been the Sun Belt king. James Madison looks great, baby. Will they pull off the win at home against Marshall? Hell yeah, baby. Give me James Madison, and give me James Madison big.

We have a struggling Maryland team, 2-2, heading over to Nebraska. The Cornhuskers are 4-0. Are the Cornhuskers for real? Absolutely not. But want to know who else is not for real? The Terrapins. Give me the home team, Nebraska, in a low-scoring affair.

We have UTEP traveling to 3-1 New Mexico. Jason Eck has New Mexico rolling, baby, and they'll continue to roll and win this week.

We got Kentucky, 24th in the nation, traveling to South Carolina. Shane Beamer's seat is getting hot, baby, but he's gonna cool it off this week. Give me South Carolina at home.

We got Purdue traveling to Illinois. The Boilermakers, they're not winning this week, baby. Give me Illinois at home.

We got 2-2 Oregon State traveling to Colorado State. This is going to be a high-scoring affair, baby. Give me Oregon State on the road.

We got BYU traveling out to TCU. This is going to be a Big 12 battle, baby, but No. 10 BYU will get the dub. Give me BYU on the road.

We have the battle of the 2-2 SEC teams, with Arkansas traveling to Texas A&M. Texas A&M has not looked good this season. Marcel Reed is not himself. But you know what? It's Arkansas. Does anyone really think the Hogs will win at College Station? Not this week. Give me Texas A&M at home.

We have 3-1 UTSA going up against Rice. Give me UTSA, baby.

We have Georgia Southern at 1-3 traveling to 1-3 Coastal Carolina. This is going to be another high-scoring affair. Give me Clay Helton, give me Georgia Southern.

We got UL Monroe at 0-4 traveling to South Alabama, who has actually, believe it or not, don't look at the record, looked good so far this season. Major Applewhite, the head coach, former quarterback at Texas, has put in a major upgrade on that offense, baby. Give me South Alabama at home.

The ACC banger of the week: No. 4 Miami travels out to Death Valley. Clemson, baby. Miami will win, and Miami will win big, but Clemson will put up a fight, and then they'll give up in the second quarter. Give me the Hurricanes, baby. Category five incoming.

We got 4-0 Texas Tech traveling to 2-2 Colorado. Coach Prime, that seat is getting hot, baby. But you know what? Texas Tech is gonna get shown up in Boulder. New starting quarterback, Zach Wilson's little brother, it's gonna look like Zach Wilson, baby. Give me Colorado. Give me the Buffaloes to roll, and they'll finally break the losing streak.

We got Washington traveling to No. 18 USC. Ladies and gentlemen, USC looked terrible and became the laughing stock of college football last week after that cheap shot on Dante Moore. Will USC continue to shit the bed this week? I think so, baby. Give me the Huskies with the minor upset, and look for Lincoln Riley to be on a nuclear hot seat, baby.

Utah State traveling out to Boise State. Well, as much as I love Bronco Mendenhall, he's not winning this one at Boise State, baby. Give me Boise State on the blue turf.

We got Temple traveling to undefeated South Florida, baby. Give me the Bulls. Brian Hartline continues to roll.

We have 2-1 Army traveling to Louisiana Tech. Give me Jeff Monken and Army, baby.

We got 4-0 Indiana going up against 1-3 Rutgers. Indiana wins big, and I can see Greg Schiano getting fired after the game, baby.

We got Arkansas State traveling to the Ragin' Cajuns of Louisiana. Give me Louisiana, baby.

We got Fresno State traveling to Washington State. Washington State 1-3 on the season, Fresno State 3-1, but Washington State takes this at home.

We have Baylor at Arizona State, 3-1 Baylor, 2-1 Arizona State. This is going to be a slobberknocker, baby. Give me Baylor with the win as they roll to 4-1.

We got Texas State traveling out to San Diego State, who sit at a surprising 1-3. Texas State will shit the bed in San Diego, baby. Give me San Diego State.

We have Cincinnati, 4-0, traveling to 3-1 Arizona. I think Arizona takes the L, baby. Give me Cincinnati on the road.

Finally, in the nightcap, we have 2-2 San Jose State traveling to Hawai'i at 1-3. Hawai'i has not looked like itself, baby, and they will not look like themselves this week either. Give me San Jose State on the road.